Beach Sloth
Cock-blocking just got a whole lotCockier
Oh boy was he excited the day hadfinally arrived
He was going to make love to hissister for the ninth time
Was it incest? Who can tell? Notlike he believed in hell
He put on romantic music Slipknot tohit that spot
To amuse her he smacked the cockagainst a kitchen countertop
He was ready to regale her andimpale her
With his cocked cocky cock
The two went to the bedroom
They began jumping on the bed
Siblings joined them in an orgy ofsibling love
Everybody was naked
Everybody was touching everything
Suddenly
In walks the doctor and the doctorsaid
‘No more monkeys fucking on the bed’
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