Beach Sloth

Cock-blocking just got a whole lotCockier

Oh boy was he excited the day hadfinally arrived

He was going to make love to hissister for the ninth time

Was it incest? Who can tell? Notlike he believed in hell

He put on romantic music Slipknot tohit that spot

To amuse her he smacked the cockagainst a kitchen countertop

He was ready to regale her andimpale her

With his cocked cocky cock

The two went to the bedroom

They began jumping on the bed

Siblings joined them in an orgy ofsibling love

Everybody was naked

Everybody was touching everything


In walks the doctor and the doctorsaid

‘No more monkeys fucking on the bed’


beach sloth blogs hard.

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sad disgusting poetry. or happy poetry.

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